
THE DUPPY AND THE WOMANIZER
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A man who goes by the name of Police was well known for being a ladies man in his area.
A Truck driver by profession, he travels the island making deliveries at all hours of the night and day.
One night while driving in a deep country area, he stops to get a drink and rest at a nearby bar.
After having one Heineken too many he notices a beautiful young woman standing by the bar.
Naturally he approaches her, making sure to gather his thoughts. He asked her for a dance and she said yes. He asked her how her night was going and she replied good, as if she was interested in him.
He took a good look at her voluptuous body and kissable lips and decided that he had to spend the night with her.
He asked her what it would take to get her to leave with him. She told him that she wanted nothing she just wants to spend the night with him because he was so handsome and she enjoys his company.
As soon as he heard that, he asked the bartender for the bill, making sure his new lady was finished with her drink, he walked with her to his truck.
She got in and he started to drive. She told him that she knew of a nice cheap hotel that she always passes but never entered. He quickly agreed to go to the hotel as he was excited that he will be getting lucky.
They entered a room which he found odd but by any means he decided that he will get lucky tonight.
They started to enjoy each other and he literally never felt like this before. He started to fall deeply in love with this woman he just met a couple hours ago. The fun lasted all night and they both fell asleep from exhaustion.
Police was woken up by a vulture picking at his big toe. He wiped his eyes and looked around in astonishment. He was in a graveyard naked as the day he was born. Alone.
He quickly flew up noticing that his hands were black as if he was playing in tar. His clothes were nowhere to be found so he ran for his life to his truck that was parked alongside the road and drove none stop to his destination.